The pee on the floor....

So earlier this week poor Jules fell victim to a pee trap. Not laid out on purpose or anything, but Henry got pee all over the floor. So I told Henry he needed to try a bit harder to get it in the toilet and Jules to wash up in the tub. He told me that sometimes pee just gets out. Fast forward to tonight. Hudson goes into the bathroom and informs us that there is pee on the floor. Nash immediatly thinks that he did it, and he said that no, it was Henry's pee. Henry's pee Nash says. That is a lot of pee to just dribble a little out when you are done! So he informs Henry that he needs to not be lazy and get it in the toilet. Well I decide to follow Henry in before bed to make sure that he aims before bed time, I am encouraging him to aim for the hole in the bottom, yada yada. He tells me, Mom- sometimes my penis just wants to pee by himself. BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to BUST up right there! I told him, ummm no. hold and aim.